lindsey

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

10knotes:
“at the disco
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answers:
“honestly, me
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asian:
“ You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a...

boofinq:
“anniephantom:
“ opened pokemon go for the first time and there was a fucking squirtle straight up in my goddamn toilet i’m so done
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I literally had a squirtle in my turtle tank
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i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

lnstagrandma:
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open

introvertproblems:
“If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the Introvert Nation
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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:
“ j-willikers:
“ wicked-mint-leaves:
“ kateevangelistaauthor:
“ This is SO cool that I just had to share.
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you clever fuckers
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my teacher used this today
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W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
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